dragon-in-a-fez:

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don’t want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you’re too stupid to use a window twice

dreg-heap:

If I were a farmer I simply would not need a sheep dog. I would reason with the sheep and explain to them the logic of where I want them to go.

blueskittlesart:

blueskittlesart:

ok i obviously couldnt take a picture at the time because i was in this woman’s house being paid to watch her small children but last night i was babysitting for these kids who are like just learning to read and when the older one was very excitedly showing me his bedroom i almost died because he had clearly been trying REALLY hard to write the word “frog” on his wall with letter stickers but. well what he had actually done was

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digitaldiscipline:

ellisillus:

fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

bringing my art blog back from the dead to share this because OP inspired me

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When I was

a tadpole